Fri, 03/02/2012 - 10:43 — Anonymous If anyone could use some Kickstarter
funding right now, it's probably Greece. From McSweeney's: Welcome to the
Official Kickstarter Page for Greece. Greece is a small country in the south
of Europe known for inventing democracy and western philosophy and for its
national motto, "Release the Kraken!" Our shores are a popular
destination for backpackers and tourists wishing to relax amid sun-drenched
beaches by day and intoxicated British tourists by night. We wish to continue
this good work, but to do so our creditors are demanding €14.5 billion (.6
billion) by March 20. We do not have this money, nor do we think we can raise
it in time: Our asset sales have gone nowhere, and the EU has nixed our plan
to close shop and re-open a few blocks away as "Greeze". And so we come
to you, our friends, for help. World Hum
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